I was called a racist yesterday by someone who actually meant it.
It came as a surprise, to say the least. I mean, sure, I’m well known for believing (and saying) things that most people find a bit, well, off-putting, but, come on, can you really show me any concrete studies that say that darker people aren’t any less qualified than lighter skinned people?
Past experience has shown me that you can’t.
And you can’t fight inconclusive results. It’s just the way the world works.
And it’s not that I want to judge an entire group based my my run-ins with a few select members of one or two ethnic classes, but hey, I want to fit in.
So I go where the people are. (The white people, of course.)
I told this person that I’m a big fan of shock-humor, that sometimes I say things just to see what people’s reactions would be.
Then I pointed out her that her boobs were slightly lopsided.
I don’t think she got the joke.
Probably it’s ’cause she was Asian. Those people have no sense of humor when it comes to these things.
November 29, 2007 at 6:47 am
I played an Asian woman in a play once, and I got to say the line “He wants to see if my clit is sideways.” Since then, I’ve always wondered if their clits are sideways.
November 30, 2007 at 3:01 am
As someone in a position to know, I can tell you that many of them do have boobs. Ranging in size from mosquito bite to bottle-gourd. Most commonly (and remember, I’m in a position to know!) is about half an orange or grapefruit; handsize, in other words. Sometimes resembling a jello-shot made in martini glasses.
And Chris, their xxxxs are the same direction as everyone else’s. Biologically it is impossible for one of those things to be sideways (though lopsided or crooked is always a possibility), reason being that the embryo, when it is still a mass of cells, developes in perfect symmetry for a while – the genitals are aligned. If you check the underside of your zacher, you will note that there is what appears to be a seam or darker zone there – the dividing line between your left side and your right side, so to speak.
I once won a bet with an entire department based on the ‘tidbit’ above – “find me an attested and proven case of a feminine orifice at precisely ninety degrees to the norm, and I’ll pay you a hundred bucks – all you have to do is put in ten to compete”. Had over a hundred people looking up genitals in libraries all over the Bay Area for more than a month (and that is the closest I’ve ever come to group-sex, by the way).
November 30, 2007 at 5:57 am
I knew this girl once who had had one side of the moorings of her clitoris severed in a bizarre oral sex accident. The doctor offered to stitch it up, but she said she didn’t care, it could cant to the side. This disturbed me.
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