That’s Just How I Roll

When getting up from my window seat on the bus trying to exit and the person next to me in the aisle seat doesn’t move to let me out, I deliberately hit them in the face with my backpack.

2 Responses to “That’s Just How I Roll”

  1. The Brooklyn Boy Says:

    Correct. Kind of like how I ask, “Really? Really?” Every time some idiot walking toward me tries to step past me to the left. If we were driving, that would kill someone. It’s moments like that I wish I had a stupid people elimination laser.

  2. michael Says:

    And then you spooge on them, right? Right? At least ritually?

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